he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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