Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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