is your mom at the bar?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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