Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I need a burrito and a hug.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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