Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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