oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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