East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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