hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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