ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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