Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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