no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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