in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You ruined the universe
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
