so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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