Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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