what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
