My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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