just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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