He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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