Me. At least after what I've been through.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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