Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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