So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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