she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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