oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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