whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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