Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
