Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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