I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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