wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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