drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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