Your tits are I can't wait for
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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