theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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