Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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