I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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