Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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