Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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