what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If I die, sorry about rent.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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