so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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