i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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