we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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