just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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