Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
