if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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