just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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