idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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