A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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