If i come over, it means nothing
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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