Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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