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(732): View more from New Jersey

Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

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(201): View more from New Jersey

the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.

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I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...

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(705): View more from Ontario

Two words: nipple clamps

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