I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
