I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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