that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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