Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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